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 Junkola's Fake Telemarketing Headlines


  • Scientists now warn that the elimination of telemarketing could inspire global peace

  • Ex-Telemarketing employee calls the media and tells all... but gets hung up on!

  • Dog answers telephone using speakerphone, presses "8" with his paw, and wins 4 days and nights in Cancun, Mexico!

  • Museum of telemarketing set to open in 2005... call this number for reservations: 1-888-888-8888
   
  Everyone who has a phone answers to find those unwanted calls... (except for those lucky people who are too slow to get to the phone in time). Rather than give in, laugh at the fight... andhave some fun with your phone phrustration!

Stats for the week:

  • most people on Do-Not-Call lists would also like a do-not-spam list
  • ... about 3,280,000 pages found for "telemarketing" on the internet
  • more stats next week...

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